The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
I wish I could say alsdjfaowiegjsldkfjsfd in real life
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
- cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
- me: okay
- me: rosebud
- me: rosebud
- me: motherlode
- me: motherlode
- me: motherlode
- me: kaching
- me: motherlode
- me: okay how about now
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
- no one: has a crush on me
